Break-up = Day off?

My friends at work knew me well enough to know that if I called in sick, it was either because of a sinus infection or a breakup. Both were unbearable.
Now, one company is offering "Heartache leave" for the heartbroken. The number of days offered accumulate the longer you work for the company. Makes sense to me!
Here's a link to an article on it.
Would you stay home after a breakup? I have a lil poll going on my site, so vote!